“Don’t trust a profile pic. Not even your own.” — Rule for my unborn son
“Congratulations.
You’re now as much of a computer expert as you’ll ever need to be. And just few pages from now, we’ll show you how to put your newfound skills to use.”
— 39 pages of Macintosh advertisement
“Disappointed to discover that @cause is not followed by @effect. C’est la vie…?” — Twitter
“Chupa Chups logo was designed by Salvador Dali in 1969.” — Realy?
“Action is the foundational key to all success.” — Pablo Picasso
“It’s not how many followers you have, it’s who follows you.” — Matthew Yglesias
“I still think 1990 was 10 years ago.” — 2012
“Everything in this room is eatable, even I’m eatable! But that is called “cannibalism,” my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.” — Willy Wonka
“All together” is written separated and “separated” is written all together.” — Random fact #246
“Can we just smoke weed and cuddle naked? Then fuck? Then cuddle more, and order pizza?” — Yeah
“Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.” — Neale Donald Walsch
“The most difficult thing about school is not homework or test but actually giving a fuck.” — Zach Galifianakis
“I never read, I just look at pictures.” — Andy Warhol
