January 2012
42 posts
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“I only made it two weeks on tour. I remember New Orleans because I got really...”
– Molly Ringwald
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“The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.”
– David Ogilvy
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“Fuck you!”
– Yes you
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“Sex should be a template for your day. You need to start slow and end...”
– William Shatner
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“It’s Monday! Let’s drink!”
– Bar Deville
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“People who use the word ‘classy’ aren’t.”
– Everyday rule
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“Eat. Sleep. Blog.”
– So it goes
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“Fashions fade, style is eternal.”
– Yves Saint Laurent
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“Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what...”
– Forrest Gump
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“We capture your memories forever.”
– Kodak
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“This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
This is what happens...”
– Walter Sobchak
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“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.”
– Robin Williams
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“Don’t trust a profile pic. Not even your own.”
– Rule for my unborn son
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“Congratulations.
You’re now as much of a computer expert as you’ll...”
– 39 pages of Macintosh advertisement
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“Disappointed to discover that @cause is not followed by @effect. C’est la...”
– Twitter
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“Chupa Chups logo was designed by Salvador Dali in 1969.”
– Realy?
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“Action is the foundational key to all success.”
– Pablo Picasso
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“It’s not how many followers you have, it’s who follows you.”
– Matthew Yglesias
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“I still think 1990 was 10 years ago.”
– 2012
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“Everything in this room is eatable, even I’m eatable! But that is called...”
– Willy Wonka
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“All together” is written separated and “separated” is written...”
– Random fact #246
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“Can we just smoke weed and cuddle naked? Then fuck? Then cuddle more, and order...”
– Yeah
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“Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.”
– Neale Donald Walsch
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“The most difficult thing about school is not homework or test but actually...”
– Zach Galifianakis
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“I never read, I just look at pictures.”
– Andy Warhol
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“The creative adult is the child who has survived.”
– Ursula K. Le Guin
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“Would you like you if you met you?”
– 9 tips to be likeable
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“Shit. This Isn’t My Toothbrush.”
– LameSoul
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“1990 was a great year.”
– The Nike Air Max 90
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“Money is like love. It’s only important if you don’t have it.”
– George Martin
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“I have slept with thousands of women, and they all still like me.”
– Hugh Hefner
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“Reinvent the fucking wheel.”
– Goodfuckingdesignadvice.
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“According to SOPA you can get five years for downloading a Michael Jackson song...”
– Facebook status
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“A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On...”
– William Faulkner
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“If you feel uncomfortable, you look uncomfotable.”
– Esquire. Rule No. 848.
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“Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.”
– Madonna
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“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you...”
– Mark Twain
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“Religion is like a penis.
It’s fine to have one. It’s fine to be...”
– Jason Robinson
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“Don’t worry. Everything is going to be amazing.”
– Olly Moss
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“Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.”
– Sickipedia
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“Hello, is it me you’re looking for?”
– Lionel Richie